Nick Saban V. God

   Nick Saban is bigger than God. According to the Birmingham News, "Nick Saban may not be bigger than God in Alabama, but he has more fans on Facebook." And we all know that Facebook is a place where truth can be had.
    The conclusion that Saban has more more Fans than God was made by Pete Warden, of Fan Page Analytics ranking. The Birmingham News stated that Warden  "...noted that God is "almost always in the top spot" in the South, with some exceptions. Oklahomans picked the Sooners first and God third, for example, and Florida favored Starbucks over the Almighty. Urban Meyer didn't even make Florida's list."
    The Westboro baptist Church, the ass-holes, who recently gone around picketing claiming that the earthquake in Haiti was because God Hates Haiti and the quake was a sign that the end of the world is coming surely have Nick Saban on the picket list now. Don't be surprised to see them in Tuscaloosa next season picketing our Dark Lord with "God Hates Nick Saban" and "God Hates Debbie Cookies" signs.
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