Ham Bagby Tuscaloosa's Time Traveling T1000

     The headline might seem a bit sensational, but once you see the photographic evidence there is no argument. You might be asking yourself how a humble little podcast uncovered such a major story. Well it happened as you would expect, when we were reading the Huffington Post during lunch. The title of the article was "Gary Brooks Faulkner: God Told Me To Kill Bin Laden" (a link to the full article can be found here). The article tells the story of Gary Brooks Faulkner, a fifty year old construction worker from Colorado who got busted in the sketchiest part of Pakistan carrying what you'd expect a middle aged American man with kidney disease to be carrying: a pistol, a sword, and night-vision equipment (since it's Ham we can only image that its a truly righteous sword like the one pictured to the left).

     Gary's motivation for this quest came when God appeared to him in a dream telling him to travel to Pakistan and rid the world of Osama bin Laden. Sounds like your average, run of the mill nut case right? It did to us as well until we saw the picture. There is only one explanation: Ham Bagby traveled back in time from twenty years in the future like some sort of Druid City T-1000 hell bent on taking out Osama. Who knows what kind of shit Bin Laden will have unleashed upon the world in twenty years (our best guess, and the reason for Future Ham's involvement, is that he will formulate some sort of anti-facemelting ray).

     Ham, we salute you. This attempt might have failed, but if all the Terminator movies have taught us anything it's that shit goes awry sometimes. Paradox issues be damned, Ham is going to save us all.