Dale Peterson Most Hardcore Ag Secretary Ever

In an already crazy Alabama election season, we've seen dust-ups over the English language and self-proclaimed conservatives being pegged as closet liberal evolutionists. This man, Dale Peterson, takes it to a whole new level. Dale is like a Dixie-fied Hunter S. Thompson meets R. Lee Ermey. I've never really cared that much about our Agriculture Commissioner in the past, but this man demands that you give a shit. The hat, gun, and the veiled threats about me not not giving a hoot have been received, sir. You can now count me as one of those who don't want "thugs and criminals" controlling Alabama's agriculture. From the peaches of Chilton county to the peanuts of Barbour, our crops quite frankly deserve better.