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   As expected The University of Alabama Football team will visit the White House on Monday March 8th. According to an article by Chase Goodbread in the Tuscaloosa News (which you can find here) As part of their vist the Tide will conduct a public service project,  "According to a White House official, the Crimson Tide will meet with local D.C.-area youth on the importance of staying in school and making good choices. The youth group will attend the White House ceremony with the team." Expected topics include the importance of having two oatmeal cream pies every morning, proper public speaking including but not limited to proper pronunciation of "aight" and the when and when nots to use it (hint  its always alright  to use aight). The trip will also include a tour of the White House's Blue Room, Red Room, Green Room,as well as other historically ceremonial rooms on the White House’s East wing. These rooms you may remember where named after the late Secretary Suess, the first and last Secretary of color inappropriate foods and silly rhymes
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